The Truck Conversion Joke Thread

[JonasTerkay]

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"

 

[JonasTerkay]

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

[solo318]

A Buffalo was overheard sending his son off to college saying "Bi-son"

 

[petrel-TC]

Guy walks up to a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says, "now there is something you don't see every day." The duck pipes up and says, "I know, it started out as just a little bump on my ass."

 

[JonasTerkay]

Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!

 

[JonasTerkay]

During sex with my wife..

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"

And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

 

[JonasTerkay]

I poured root beer in a square glass..

Now I just have beer.

 

[bushpilot-TC]

During sex with my wife..

I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"

And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."

HA!

plus some more characters to meet the minimum

 

[JonasTerkay]

I have to ask myself, is my wife unsatisfied?

A tiny part of me says "Yes."

 

[JonasTerkay]

A city in northern England has mysteriously disappeared..

The police are still searching for Leeds.

 

[JonasTerkay]

A married couple are having financial troubles..

The wife decides to become a prostitute.

On her first day, she makes $200.50.

Her husband says, "Which ******* gave you 50 cents?"

"All of them did."