A married couple are having financial troubles..
The wife decides to become a prostitute.
On her first day, she makes $200.50.
Her husband says, "Which ******* gave you 50 cents?"
"All of them did."
Hi, everyone! I've just created this thread for us to discuss our furry companions. Mine is a Pomeranian named Zoomer. She's a cuddly little furball who loves the outdoors. She also loves to cool down, so bath time is never an issue for her. This results to endless fun times in her dog bath tub...
During sex with my wife..
I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She said, "What the hell are you doing?"
And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
So this bear walks into a bar.
The bear says, "I'll...
Thank you very much, guys! As of now, I'm still at the learning curve, but once I get a grasp of the basics, I'll be buying my own. I'll look around the forum for more info, I know I'll be learning a lot from the experienced members here.