Washington Elephant moving on a big rig. Anyone doing the driving?

[BravestDog]

"She'll be shipped south in a special air-conditioned tractor-trailer, probably arriving by Labor Day."

The article calls her a "38 yr old pachyderm". Lesson number 1: never call a 38 yr old female elephant a "pachyderm" and never mention their age. They'd rather be called an elephant and they are sensitive about their age, just like most women.

No wonder she grabs, bites and then stomps people. Sounds like my ex girlfriend.

Anyone doing the driving or using their rig to haul Bamboo the elephant?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050812/ap_on_fe_st/irascible_elephant

 

[KAYE RIVERCITY]

.....your x-girlfriend....or....my x- wife?.....Have you ever seen the inside of a Ky horse hauler?....They got to put a handler in back with the houses to keep them from going nuts and destroying the inside of the truck......Stopped near one and they were bored, I guess, so they started to have a kicking contest or something-Imagine an elephant without PROZAC/Clonazepam....OY!....geofkaye