I Said 3 to 1 Ratio, I am nobody just Poor,Dumb,Fat&Happy. Dumber then most,Live in the Boonies on the side of a hill overlooking a swamp infested with Snakes & Aligators, Quit School in the Second Grade, Was 8 before I was 7, Never left the County I was born in, Married my first Pig who is also...