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Old 08-12-2005, 01:48 PM   #1
BravestDog
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"She'll be shipped south in a special air-conditioned tractor-trailer, probably arriving by Labor Day."

The article calls her a "38 yr old pachyderm". Lesson number 1: never call a 38 yr old female elephant a "pachyderm" and never mention their age. They'd rather be called an elephant and they are sensitive about their age, just like most women.

No wonder she grabs, bites and then stomps people. Sounds like my ex girlfriend.

Anyone doing the driving or using their rig to haul Bamboo the elephant?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050812/...cible_elephant
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